Obama's call to the Indian PM

So finally!!!!!!!!
India got that long awaited call... you know very well what I mean right??!!
The new American President or rather say THE WORLD's PRESIDENT (because lets not just forget that the whole world has come crashing down with the collapse of a few American Banks, most of the people around us are jobless or say salary-less!!), finally spoke to our strong 'Turban-man". As per the reports it was a 10 minute coversation between the two gentlemen and one can rather easily guess what all could have been discussed in such a long span of time (pleasantries must not have taken place!). The Indo-US nuclear deal, recession, Terrorism, Trade, Outsourcing ..... what was discussed?? U keep guessing...

Obama: Hey MAN!!

Manmohan Singh: OYE teri MAA ki jai!! kaun hai tu?

Obama: Hey this is not oye maa, I am OBAMA

Manmohan: Oh! I am sorry. Heartiest Congratulations to you Mr. President!

Obama: Thank you MAN. How do you do?

Manmohan: Sonia ji is fine and so am I. How about you sir?

Obama: I apologise for being able to speak to you after so long time but it seems you were busy, what kept you occupied?

Manmohan: Oh sir ji! wo Sonia ji...

Obama: Hey, I must say that you really love your wife Sonia very much!

Manmohan: No sir,Sonia ji is our party President.

Obama: What are you saying? We all Americans thought that Sonia is your wife's name. so what is your wife's name?

Manmohan: (After thinking for very long) Her name is .... (Again thinking) Mrs. Manmohan Singh!!!