Indian Daredevils

DAREDEVIL DRIVERS ON THE INDIAN ROADS

Here are a few survival tips for all those daring people who want to escape from the devils on the Indian roads!!!

1) Do not think that honking is an insult to others! How the hell do you think that you can make those stray dogs & cows move from the middle of the main road!!!!

2) Abusing while driving is perfectly fine.... the idiots driving their cars & bikes (purely chivalrous act!) while talking or even messaging on their mobile phones really need those loving words!

3) In most foreign nations the Pedestrian is the King..... but you dare not follow the same rule in India and if you still wish to then don't blame us when someone bumps your priced asset in the back!!

4) There is no such rule as - Overtake only from the right. If you still wanna abide by the same then just be prepared to reach your destination 2 hours late.

5) Better watch out for those Bloody Bikers (who are always ready to shed their blood with their zigzag game on the roads)!!

6) "Entry only" & "One Way" are terms only meant for displa. Who cares? or should we say -- Who folllows???

7) Don't think & drive, rather just pray & drive. Leave it all to your God!

8) Do not take the traffic signals for granted!! If your signal turns green then that doesn't mean the opposite signal is red.. , it will turn red only when you start invading the road.... so get set and GO!!